Bachelor Week 2...

So there are already a couple of things I need to say about this episode. Ladies, listen up... Although this is mostly entertainment, there are a few things that if you don't already know, I'm gonna list some of the faux-pas that we men hate to see or hear...

1) We HATE it whenever we hear you refer to the word "Princess". Whether you are referring it to yourself or someone else, we cringe every time we hear the term. We don't watch fairy tales, and we don't pay attention to your dreams at night, so that would pretty make us oblivious to the fact that you say you NEED to feel like a Princess. Add to the fact that there are very few nations left with a monarchy, so that makes BEING a princess EXTREMELY rare. I mean, you never hear us say that we need to feel like a King or a Prince on "our" wedding day, do you? That's because we aren't dumb enough to say stupid shit like that... -Don't say the word Princess, it's SO 12 years old...

2) When that psycho girl Michelle said a MILLION times, "It's my birthday!" I almost wanted to hit her with a bat. We GET that it's your birthday. Birthdays are like belly buttons... Everyone has one. Big effing Deal that it's your birthday, and you feel the need to state it A MILLION times. All you are doing is advertising what a nut-job you are, and how much attention you need. -And we all know how much guys love to give attention to a girl who NEEDS it, right? lol By the way, if you don't know the answer to that last question, you could be as dumb as Michelle is...

3) The other thing I can't understand is who can't fall in love with helicopter rides, private yachts, fine dining, fancy clothes, and optimum wealth in the dating process? I mean, how can you really know what someone is all about under all these "Fairy Tale" settings? It's easy to be nice as pie when you are getting swept off your feet. The hard thing would be to see how these women react if they had to do really shitty dates and then see how they would react. Let's see how long attraction lasts in that situation! Then they get thrust back into the real world, and they get disappointed. Hmmmm, I wonder why...

I think most of these people when they cry and end up leaving the show, are just clueless. I mean, they were there for a night, or 3 nights. Did they really fall in love with a guy and get heart-broken in that small amount of time? How many of these people go out on first dates and then come home and cry that they person didn't want to see them again?! It's more like these people had their egos hurt, and they miss the idea that someone isn't interested in them, more than the fact that they thought they had found love in 3 days and a handful of conversations. It's really pathetic.

I can't believe people like this can actually exist in a world that we all live in. I mean, how would you get by in life being a loser like that? I guess that's why there are shrinks in this world, and they must be making a fortune on the men and women of The Bachelor, (and Jersey Shore) but don't get me started on that one...