"Tiger" changes his name to Cheetah...

Bad title, I know. But it's eye catching...

OK, so I know I've made it known that I've never liked Eldrick Woods, or "Tiger" as you guys like to call him.

Sure, he can swing a golf club really, really well. And he is wealthy beyond means, and he revolutionized the sport of golf, most recognized figure in all of sports, yada, yada, yada

Big Freakin’ Deal...

I don't understand how trail blazers before him just haven't played into Tiger's game so far. Big Names such as Alex Rodriguez, Frank Gifford, Madonna just to name a few have had massive infidelities and came out beloved by the public.

And here sits Eldrick Woods quiet and arrogantly silent.

But boy, can he swing a club.

Big Freakin’ Deal...

His damage control issues make him look foolish. Everyone knows at that level, (the Alpha Male billionaire elite athlete club-population: Tiger Woods) that the regular rules don't apply. If you think for one second that this man can't have pretty much anything that he wants, you're crazy. Women are throwing themselves at him 24 hours a day. If Tom Jones gets panties thrown at him during a concert, imagine what Woods must get?!

And I'm not blaming Woods entirely, because his Swedish Wife Elin knows the drill. She was a nanny around Jesper Parnevik before this and I guarantee, she married Woods for Love and Money. And it wasn't the love part. She was just like all the rest of the women trying to cash in on Woods' fame and fortune, and it will be no different hereafter.

Yes, Elin is hot, and has a body only money can buy, but the problem is, that Woods can have about 100 of the same thing anywhere he goes.

It's tough to compete with that...

So the fact that ONLY about 16 women have come out is surprising to me.

I imagine if you went through his phone, and his computer, you would find about 100 of the most delightful eye candy women that he has slept with. In fact, if he had any less, I would be disappointed in him...

People like this, just don't live by our proletarian rules. We are in a different world than Woods. He has a life like you couldn't possibly imagine. And as we all know, we all only live this life once. He is smart enough to know, just like all Rock Stars, and Movie Stars, that fame will give you everything. So why not live it up to its height? They live that lifestyle for about 2 decades before realizing that "they just aren't happy" and then find God in their lives or settle down to enjoy what’s rest of their lives.

I'm really tired of the press in North America belittling men of power for their sexual indiscretions. Clinton, Woods, Rodriguez, and all these people are high powered elites with MALE EGOS. They do not differ from any other high powered male, just because they are extremely famous. Only in North America, is this news. It's like the rest of the world understand sex, but in North America, it's still in its infancy of development.

Men love Sex. Period. -It's just always going to be this way. Whether they are gay or straight, men are high powered sexual beings. Once North America understands that males will do almost ANYTHING for that 12 second orgasm that defies ALL logic and common sense, the better off we will be.

So despite the fact that I don't like Woods, I say, go get 'em "Tiger"...