Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Note to Self...
This is Chuck. It's been a while since I've written to you to tell you how cool it is to be Chuck Bastie again these days. I'm not gonna sugar coat it, you were pretty miserable to be with back in the Winter, but in the last few months, I can say that I see you have gotten your swagger back and dammit, you are starting to be one sexy bitch again!!
The positives: Your head of hair will certainly never fall out and you have no back hair. I personally like the idea of you growing your hair for another year without cutting it. That mop of curls could withstand a small nuclear fall out, and the closer you look to Scott Hartnell of the Flyers only adds free drinks to the mix when we are in Atlantic City.
Your ass is still stopping traffic. Good on ya. Even I can't keep my hands off it...
Now go out there and get mean!!