Thursday, January 14, 2010

American Idol and the idiots who make it successful

Are these people the absolute DUMBEST people you have ever met in your life?

If I was suicidal, I would watch this show around the clock to make myself feel better. I can't honestly believe what I'm seeing!! I will be honest and tell you that I'm not a fan of the show because I can't stand watching a comedian not be funny on stage, and I feel the same way about watching these losers on TV.

I say the word losers because, well, lets be honest...they are obviously not winners, and they are completely oblivious to the fact that they suck at singing.

I'm quite sure that they have other talents in life (for most of them they HAVE to in order to not be a total screw up in life) but singing is not one of them. The thing is, you should know that if you are not a great singer who has taken some vocal lessons and had some training, then DON’T AUDITION!! -That would be like trying out for the major league in any sport without having played any competitive sport in that field. Why would you wanna suck at something so badly, that you would showcase it on national TV and embarrass yourself and your family for no payoff?

My favourite is when they all look completely devastated like a truck just ran them over when they hear that they suck. To me, if you could come in the top 10 of American Idol, then you are great. If you can’t make the first cut, you need a reality check of what you thought you were…

I applaud Simon Cowell's crassness.

Here is a multi-millionaire who is a big success at what he does. -And now you wanna waste his time when you can't carry a tune and then have the nerve to tell him that he’s wrong when he tells you that you can't sing?! I wouldn’t approach somebody like Donald Trump with a lame ass business idea, and come unprepared, so why would they treat a music mogul like Simon Cowell like this?

I mean, who's the asshole here? The person who doesn't know they suck and wastes your time by putting themselves in a position to get thrown in front of a bus, or the person who does them a favour by telling them they suck, as everyone else in their life should have.

I would KILL my friends if they let me pull some stupid stunt like that!! And my favourite part is when they say, "Never give up hope!" I'm like, Whatever! You SHOULD give up hope and try something else to not waste everyone else’s time.

I don't know how people like this get by in life. I seriously don't... I can't watch this show anymore, it's just too painful.

Oh, one more thing... Why does everyone who can't sing pick THE absolute hardest singer or song to copy?! Everyone tries to hit Mariah Carey notes, or go up and down the scale like Boys 2 Men. Face it, -You suck, live with it, and move on.

Everyone else who sings to themselves has come to grips with it...

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